Well it is Panto season after all.
Well tra la la la and fiddle de dee
Fairy Godmother here with a message for thee.
When your letter arrives don’t throw it away!
Make my wish true and do as I say.
Book that appointment, I know it’s not fun
But five minutes later the job will be done.
Don’t put it off. I know it’s a bore
Like doing the ironing or mopping the floor
But those five minutes could save you strife
Heavens to Betsy it could save your LIFE
So grant me this wish, make it come true
Go for your smear test and tell your friends too.