One of the things that’s pissed me off is the fact that I may not be able to complete Ride The Night.
Apparently sitting on a bike saddle for prolonged periods of time when you’ve had a chunk of your vagina removed isn’t recommended….who’d of thunk hey?
So tonight, with a little bit of banter with the ride the night girls we have come up with a cunning solution.
I will hire a rickshaw http://londonrickshaws.co.uk/our-services/ and wear one one of these. http://www.escapade.co.uk/fun-costumes-sale/big-pink-costume.asp
I will wave regally, ask people when they last had their smear, and hand out vagina cupcakes.